The Sarah Silverman Program : (Ep. 208) "The Mongolian Beef"
Sarah discovers her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians. Believing this has personally affected her, even 800 years after the fact, Sarah sues the entire nation of Mongolia.
Sarah's curiosity is piqued when Doug, her dog, repeatedly licks his own ass. When she finally gives in to temptation and takes a taste for herself, she is witnessed in the act. The authorities take Doug away from Sarah, sending her on an odyssey of self-doubt and a quest for redemption.
Sarah wagers that it’s easier to be a black person in America than a Jewish person, and attempts to prove it by becoming “black” for a day with the help of a makeup artist. She then embarks on an odyssey in which she becomes the beloved and persecuted leader of a unique racial justice movement. Meanwhile, Brian and Steve grievously miscalculate the potency of medical marijuana.
After their mother’s grave – and skeleton – are defiled, the Silverman sisters become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning the money to replace the tombstone. In the stress of competition, Sarah’s childish obsession with doodie humor rocks her relationship with Laura and threatens the honor of their departed mother.
Sarah enters into a serious romance with God. She starts to sour on his neediness and deep-seated insecurity, but she also wants to show him off at her high school reunion. In the meantime, Brian and Steve wonder if smoking marijuana is what originally caused them to be gay.
Sarah fires her maid, Dora, believing that she has stolen her beloved Shoplift Shelley figurine. When her life slips into filthy disarray, Sarah goes to Mexico to get her maid back, but Dora has since gained unexpected power.
Sarah discovers her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians. Believing this has personally affected her, even 800 years after the fact, Sarah sues the entire nation of Mongolia.
Sarah thinks she’s psychic but quickly discovers her friends are just really predictable and boring. Her answer is to abandon her friends and trade them in for new ones.
Sarah thinks she sees Osama Bin Laden on the street and runs him over with her car. After discovering it wasn’t the infamous terrorist, Sarah is ridiculed by the public and sets out to make sure that no one forgets the horrors of 9/11.
Sarah loses her keys, so has no choice but to become homeless. She meets an old friend who shows her the beauty of homelessness, causing Sarah to never want to go home again.
Sarah is oblivious to the fact that she is 9-months pregnant, assuming she’s just been bloated. When she finally comprehends her situation, she realizes she may be in over her head.
Sarah strives to leave a legacy by creating a popular slang word: "Ozay." While she struggles to get others interested, Brian effortlessly succeeds in the same pursuit with his word, "Dot-nose.
Sarah mocks the institution of marriage by announcing that she and her dog, Doug, are engaged. When Doug saves Sarah's life, she ceases to view the "engagement" as sarcastic. Brian and Steve discover an old pickle jar that Steve farted in 10 years ago.