Known to police as a tireless soldier for the war on drugs, Jon assists with the arrest of a pot smoker. Deciding that the only way to understand the true effects of narcotics is through experience, Jon tries them all at once.
When he doesn't get what he wants for Christmas, Jon is pissed. In this instant holiday classic, beloved comedian and humanitarian, Jon Dore, teaches us all the true meaning of Christmas.
Alone at night, Jon hears what sounds like breathing in the walls of his apartment. Believing that his apartment is haunted, Jon decides to make peace and maybe even get it on with the entity.
After burning his garbage outside his apartment, Jon is warned that his lifestyle is helping to destroy the planet. Though Jon fails spectacularly as an environmentalist, he teaches us that a little knowledge is a truly dangerous thing.
At last, we get to see Jon Dore's colon! Jon is giddy about a party he attended the night before. Suddenly, he is overwhelmed by a terrible pain in his gut. Fearful of seeing a doctor about it, Jon tries to cure the mystery pain himself.
When Jon’s bowling team accuses him of not being competitive enough, he gets kicked off the team. After being shamefully dismissed, Jon vows to learn how to be more competitive
When Jon kicks his soundman in the balls for making a minor mistake on set, he is accused of being too violent. Amazed that anyone could find fault with him, Jon sets out to discover the true nature of violence.
At a friend’s funeral, Jon is amazed by how horny he has become. Sporting a prominent erection, Jon awkwardly flees the church, and runs into Crissy: the sexy, curvy, crazy woman of his stupid dreams.