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- Daily Show: Justice Is Bland


- What part of "lifetime appointment" does Justice Souter not understand?
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- Daily Show: House DC - College Bowls & Hate Crimes


- Congress questions the fairness of the college bowl championship, and whether sexual orientation should be added to the hate crimes list.
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- Daily Show: Republicans: The Lost Party


- Leaders of the Republican Party recognize mistakes and eat local ethnic food in casual attire -- it's like they're just like us.
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- Daily Show: Apakalypse Now


- President Zardari says Pakistan's nuclear weapons are safe before asking for more help to protect them.
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- Daily Show: Where's the Chief?


- Barack Obama slowly orders a burger during an unannounced visit to a local fast food joint.
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- Daily Show: Nixon Has a Burrito


- Dan Rather reports outside Cancun Mexican Restaurant as Richard Nixon and Henry Kissinger enjoy traditional Mexican entrees.
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- Daily Show: Gaywatch - Marion Barry


- DC Councilman Marion Barry argues against gay marriage because he's got the moral compass of God.
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- Daily Show: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner


- Wanda Sykes' offensive joke at the White House Correspondents' dinner becomes this year's controversy.
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- Daily Show: Excuse Me Your Dick Is Out


- Come home, truth. Daddy Cheney forgives you.
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- Daily Show: Waffle House


- Nancy Pelosi denies knowledge of harsh interrogation techniques before slowly parsing her unequivocal denial of never being told.
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- Daily Show: The Pageant of the Christ


- Miss California gets to keep her crown, not for her stand against gay marriage, but because she's beautiful.
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- Daily Show: Old Man Stewart Shakes His Fist at White House Poetry Jams


- Barack Obama hosts a poetry jam at the White House. Soon he'll be running a college radio station out of the basement.
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- Daily Show: Roadus Triptum


- The Pope makes his first visit to the Holy Land with a modest agenda of bringing peace to the Middle East.
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- Daily Show: Moral Kombat


- Barack Obama blocks the release of detainee photos, and refuses to intervene in the dismissal of a gay lieutenant.
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- Daily Show: Be a F@#king Person - Dealer or No Dealer


- Chrysler and General Motors alert local dealerships they're closing in a classy way -- by sending them letters.
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- Daily Show: Fetalmania


- Students protest Barack Obama's stand on abortion at his Notre Dame commencement speech.
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- Daily Show: Republicans Look Forward & James Harrison


- Republicans look to Ronald Reagan on horseback, and James Harrison refuses to join the Pittsburgh Steelers at the White House.
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- Daily Show: Guantanamo Baywatch - The Final Season


- If America can handle a brain-eating zombie in its prison system, it can take on Gitmo detainees.
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- Daily Show: Auto-Neurotic Gas Fixation


- President Obama implements a national fuel efficiency standard, but it may endanger the lives of your family.
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- Daily Show: Gay Marriage Is Bad for Small Business


- In the eyes of Michael Steele, gay marriage slips from abomination to budget buster.
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- Daily Show: Bronx Bombers


- The FBI foils a homegrown terror plot when four men are arrested for trying to blow up synagogues in the Bronx.
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- Daily Show: American Idealogues


- In their dueling speeches on national security, Barack Obama opens with familiar rhetoric, while Dick Cheney does the one thing terrorists love most.
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