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- Anthony and Cleopenis


- Anthony Weiner can't say with certitude that a picture sent from his Twitter account is his junk shot.
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- Me Lover's Pizza With Crazy Broad


- Donald Trump disrespects New Yorkers by taking Sarah Palin to a pizza chain and eating his stacked slices with a fork.
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- Circumcision 2011 - Between a C*#k and a Hard Place


- Anthony Weiner's penis tweet kills Mitt Romney's presidential announcement, and Tim Pawlenty e-mails the world's most boring erection.
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- Circumcision 2011 - Between a C*#k and a Hard Place - Weiner Investigation


- Anthony Weiner's vow of abstinence from talking about the penis tweet scandal lasts less than 24 hours.
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- The Big Wang Theory


- Jon seeks advice on the Anthony Weiner penis scandal from News Angel Tom Brokaw and Comedy Devil Don Rickles.
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- Cantor Won't?


- Eric Cantor wants to cut other federal spending to justify financial assistance to tornado victims in Missouri.
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- Chest in Show


- Anthony Weiner apologizes for hurting the people he cares about the most at his post-Breitbart press conference.
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- Sarah Palin's Folksy Word Salad


- Sarah Palin offers up her version of the famous midnight ride of Paul Revere.
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- Tangled


- John Edwards may be a reprehensible person and lousy human being, but the government has a weak case against him.
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- Jon Stewart Press Conference


- Jon takes full responsibility for not covering the Anthony Weiner press conference.
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- Jon Stewart Press Conference - John Oliver Takes Over


- John Oliver promises to mock Anthony Weiner until his shame is a visible bulge straining against the fabric of his being.
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- The Wangover


- Anthony Weiner's tawdry correspondence reveals an exchange about having sex while watching The Daily Show.
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- One Nation, Overdrawn


- Barack Obama visits a Chrysler factory to offer a congratulatory handshake to the few remaining Americans who still have jobs.
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- C#@k-Blocked Roundup - Yemen


- The U.S. secretly hits terrorist compounds in Yemen while President Saleh recovers from an attack.
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- C#@k-Blocked Roundup - Tim Pawlenty & Herman Cain


- Tim Pawlenty makes the case for straight talk, and Herman Cain offers real solutions to fictional issues.
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- C#@k-Blocked Roundup - Syria


- President Bashar al-Assad offers up "amnesty" to protesters in Syria.
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- The Wangover Part II


- Nancy Pelosi calls on Anthony Weiner to resign, while Charlie Rangel defends the embattled elected official.
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- Pmail


- News outlets provide full team coverage of the arbitrary release date of Sarah Palin's non-urgent e-mails.
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- The Story of Bus


- Sarah Palin releases an overproduced vacation iMovie of her Constitution-wrapped bus tour.
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- Indecision 2012 - Second Republican Debate


- Republican presidential hopefuls gather on the set of the world's most patriotic game show: "America's Got America."
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- Indecision 2012 - Second Republican Debate Is a Success


- It's impossible to get tripped up by adhering too closely to ideology at a Republican primary debate, unless you're a libertarian.
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- West Wing Story


- Barack Obama fulfills a campaign promise to return to Puerto Rico for four hours.
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- We're Here, We're Queer, Get Newsed to It - NY Marriage Equality & Gay Blogger Hoax


- Marriage equality in New York rests on a Staten Island Republican, and an American man pretends to be a Syrian lesbian blogger.
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- Fox News Channel - Fair & Balanced


- Chris Wallace basically gives away the Fox News game in his unedited interview with Jon on "Fox News Sunday."
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- The Schlong Goodbye


- CNN, Fox News and MSNBC cut away from Nancy Pelosi's news conference after she announces that there will be no Weiner talk.
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- The Fast and the Furious - Mexico Grift


- The ATF plan to prevent American guns from being used in Mexican gun violence is to provide Mexican gangs with American guns.
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- Fox News False Statements


- Fox News turns into a lying dynasty when PolitiFact checks the news network for false statements.
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- Grecian Burn


- Young people and the elderly throw incendiary devices and yogurt to protest Greece's proposed austerity measures.
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- Grecian Burn - Battle of Duality


- Greece is torn between the aggression of the Spartans and the wisdom of the Athenians when dealing with its debt.
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- Aliens vs. Senator


- Puppet John McCain blames illegal immigrants for starting the wildfires in Arizona, hiding his remote and taking his reading glasses.
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- Corn-Hold


- The New York State Legislature attempts to pass a bill legalizing same-sex marriage but votes for the official state vegetable.
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- A Fewer Good Men


- Barack Obama disappoints both sides by announcing the incremental withdrawal of troops from Afghanistan.
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- Happy Gays


- New York's Senate legalizes same-sex marriage, and Barack Obama wants to repeal the Defense of Marriage Act.
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- Oh, for Fox Sake


- Chris Wallace sets the record straight about his interview with Jon by retracting the truth.
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- Con Hair


- Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich becomes the fourth out of the last seven elected governors of Illinois to be convicted of a felony.
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- Con Hair - Gateway Political Drug


- John Oliver describes Rod Blagojevich's future of tireless cigarette fundraising and toilet wines, and helps parents identify gateway politicking.
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- Oh, for Fox Sake - Stewart Eviscerates Stewart


- Fox News begins its closing arguments on the continued conversation about who is the bigger a**hole -- them or Jon.
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- Broke Bank Mounting


- If Republicans take raising taxes off the table completely when looking to reduce the deficit, they're saying 'I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.'
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- Broke Bank Mounting - America's Dystopian Future


- Samantha Bee reports from an eye-stinging, cancerous America ruled by apes, while Aasif Mandvi reports from a radioactive, post-Chinese repo America ruled by apes.
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- Mark Halperin Calls Obama a Dick


- Time Magazine's Mark Halperin calls President Obama a dick, but then apologizes under the chaperone of Willie Geist's disapproving glare.
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- Indecision 2012 - Republican Doppelgangers


- Republicans are taking Mitt Romney to the big dance, but with the same enthusiasm as someone taking his cousin to the prom.
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- Moral Kombat


- The Supreme Court has good news for the makers of graphically violent video games and bad news for the makers of Super Mario Boners.
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