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- The Spilling Fields


- BP tries to stop the oil spill with laser-guided diamond saw robots, and Barack Obama claims the leak is his top priority.
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- Clusterf#&k to the War House - Korean Peninsula & Middle East


- North Korea sinks a South Korean battleship, and Israeli commandos raid a flotilla of ships in international waters.
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- Evan Bayh's Senate Retirement


- Evan Bayh breaks up with the Senate because of partisan bickering, and Larry Craig remembers his favorite perks.
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- Glenn Beck Airs Israeli Raid Footage


- Nobody but Glenn Beck seems willing to show footage of Israeli commandos getting attacked by clubs during the flotilla raid.
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- The Spilling Fields - To Shell and Back


- The media has trouble describing the globs of oil washing up on shore, and the nightmare scenario for water hermit crabs comes true.
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- The Spilling Fields - Vietnamese Fisherman


- Olivia Munn attempts to report on the plight of Vietnamese fishermen in the Gulf of Mexico.
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- Thank You, South Carolina - The Race to Replace Disgrace


- Helen Thomas retires after her Israel comment, and Larry Marchant announces his inappropriate relationship with Nikki Haley.
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- Ass Quest 2010


- Reporters touch the dangerous oil, Haley Barbour dismisses the tar balls showing up on the coast, and Obama looks for an ass to kick.
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- What About Jobs?


- The Constitution says America has to take a census every 10 years, it doesn't say that it can't last 10 years.
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- Indecision 2010 - Primary Victory for Women


- Samantha Bee thinks it'd be nice if voters turned to women when America wasn't waist-deep in tar balls and hobos.
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- Press You're Stuck


- If the public wants reporters to hold politicians accountable for their actions, they need to start throwing better parties.
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- The Spilling Fields - BP Ad Campaign


- BP denies the existence of giant oil plumes, while Kevin Costner and Chuck Grassley come up with their own solutions.
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- Alvin Greene Wins South Carolina Primary


- South Carolina Democrats vote for an unemployed man living at home with his father because his name is first on the ballot.
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- Respect My Authoritah


- Barack Obama thinks he can be trusted with the power, but he's being stalked by a strange and twisted creature who wants to take the precious away.
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- Ore on Terror


- Afghanistan will never not know war after tons of incredibly valuable natural resources are found underneath its surface.
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- Day 58 - The Strife Aquatic


- Barack Obama wages war on the BP oil spill by establishing a national commission and appealing to God for help.
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- An Energy-Independent Future


- The last eight presidents have gone on television and promised to move America towards an energy-independent future.
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- Day 59 - Judgment Day - The Strife Aquatic


- Several big oil companies include a dead emergency contact in their contingency plans, and Joe Barton apologizes to BP for having to pay $20 billion.
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- Day 62 - The Strife Aquatic


- Tony Hayward may have attended a yacht race while oil is still spewing into the Gulf, but he postponed his dolphin hunt.
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- Jon Stewart Looks at Kids' Junk


- Chatroulette develops genital recognition software, and Joe Lieberman wants to give the president absolute power over the Internet.
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- McChrystal's Balls


- MMS changes its name, Stanley McChrystal opens up to Rolling Stone, and Barack Obama plays golf.
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- World Cup 2010: Into Africa - US Beats Algeria


- After the US soccer team defeats Algeria at the World Cup, John Oliver congratulates America on finally becoming a third world country.
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- McChrystal's Balls - Honorable Discharge


- The media questions Rolling Stone's access to General Stanley McChrystal, and Gretchen Carlson knows what it's like to have Obama's tough job.
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- Endless Bummers


- Brian Kilmeade wants a word with the BP robot, David Petraeus replaces Stanley McChrystal, and a federal judge sides with Google.
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- World Cup 2010: Into Africa - Goal Diggers


- John Oliver learns about the rich African culture at the World Cup, like their traditional hand-carved FIFA ballpoint pens.
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- OMG-20


- David Cameron gives Barack Obama a warm Hobgoblin beer, and Aasif Mandvi reports on what the G20 protesters want.
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- Blame


- "Fox & Friends" deems it inappropriate for the Obama administration to mention Bush when talking about the wars, economy or oil spill.
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- Custardy Battle


- Jon and Jason Jones demonstrate how Joe Biden should have handled the frozen custard manager in Milwaukee.
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- World Cup 2010: Into Africa - Vuvuzealots


- Nobody knows that soccer brings the world together in abject hatred better than Englishman John Oliver.
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