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- Daily Show: Dick Cheney's Withdrawal Timeline


- Dick Cheney is now in stage four Balzheimers as he complains about his own troop withdrawal timeline.
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- Daily Show: The Departing


- The U.S. officially withdraws its troops from Iraq's cities, giving Iraqis their own key to the city back.
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- Daily Show: The Rippy Awards for Outstanding Achievement in Obitutainment


- Jon hands out Rippy Awards for outstanding achievements in the media's coverage of Michael Jackson's death.
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- Daily Show: Osama bin Laden Needs to Attack America


- CIA analyst Michael Scheuer nonchalantly proposes the needless slaughter of Americans to further his national security plan on "Glenn Beck."
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- Daily Show: Shut Up, Mark Sanford


- Mark Sanford continues to read aloud from his Hello Kitty diary about his love affair with an Argentine woman.
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- Daily Show: Rippy Awards - Celebrity Crypts


- NBC remembers Karl Malden by connecting him to Brian Williams, and Matt Lauer tours the empty rooms of Neverland Ranch.
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- Daily Show: That's Great Now Fix the Economy


- Barack Obama is an accomplished chef of Pakistani cuisine and reads the great Urdu poets -- now he needs to fix the economy.
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- Daily Show: Obama Checks Out a Girl & Oscar Mayer III's Funeral


- Barack Obama possibly checked out a young woman's derriere, and Oscar Mayer III's funeral becomes a media spectacle.
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- Daily Show: The Craziest Catch


- Twelve hours into Jon's vacation, Governor Sarah Palin resigns because she knows better than to go with the flow like a dead fish.
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- Daily Show: Lenny Dykstra's Financial Career


- Baseball legend Lenny Dykstra becomes a financial guru then loses it all, despite Jim Cramer's glowing praise.
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- Daily Show: White Men Can't Judge


- Sonia Sotomayor's Supreme Court confirmation hearings are no snoozefest, as Republicans call her racist and Chuck Schumer cries.
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- Daily Show: Obama's All-Star Pitch


- Fox News describes Obama's ceremonial first pitch at the All-Star Game, but it's absolutely not what the footage shows.
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- Daily Show: Drag Me to Health


- Obama won't rest until he delivers improved, affordable health care to all Americans, but Republicans warn that it will be the worst thing ever.
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- Daily Show: White Men Can't Judge - Sotomayor: Judgment Days


- Sonia Sotomayor's confirmation hearings continue as Patrick Leahy takes pictures in the corner and Lindsey Graham becomes her chief tormenter.
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- Daily Show: Pyramid Economy


- Goldman Sachs remains the eye of the U.S. economic pyramid, thanks to the government-funded scaffolding.
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- Daily Show: To Sir, With Love


- Journalists write love letters to Mark Sanford's office to try and get the governor to appear on their "news" programs.
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- Daily Show: Moon Landing Anniversary


- It took America 10 years, astronauts' lives and millions of dollars to hit a golf ball on the moon.
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- Daily Show: Greener Postures


- Jon can't stay awake long enough to describe the new cap-and-trade energy bill that will regulate greenhouse gas output.
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- Daily Show: Jon Stewart Jizz-Ams in Front of Children - Cap'n Trade


- Cap'n Trade starts off as a super-strong energy bill until he gets stripped of his powers and becomes a horribly compromised law.
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- Daily Show: The Born Identity


- Barack Obama is not only the United States' first black president -- he's also the first not-American president.
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- Daily Show: Good Morning America Investigates Michael Jackson's Death


- "Good Morning America" interviews a celebrity grave expert, and solves the mystery of Michael Jackson's lost corpse.
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- Daily Show: White House M.D.


- President Obama holds a press conference to clarify his health care plan, but his response to the Henry Louis Gates Jr. arrest gets all of the attention.
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- Daily Show: Crossfire - F-22s and Concealed Weapons


- The Senate votes to stop production of useless F-22s and rejects a bill to allow the transporting of concealed guns across state lines.
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- Daily Show: Quitter


- In her final speech as governor, Sarah Palin criticizes the media, denounces Hollywood and makes veiled Ashley Judd references.
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- Daily Show: GOP 2012 - What Are You Doing to Help Mitt Romney?


- Bobby Jindal slams Obama's recovery package, but then hands out a stimulus money novelty check to his constituents.
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- Daily Show: Henry Louis-Gate


- Six months after electing President Obama, the scab of America's healing racial wound is picked open with Henry Louis-Gate.
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- Daily Show: Hey, C'Mon That's Not... Why Would You... Whoa!


- Jon defends New Jersey against media prejudice in light of a major corruption case, and he wants to sell you a kidney at fair market price.
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- Daily Show: So You Think You Can Douche


- Sean Hannity scares and confuses with grainy footage, Lou Dobbs demands a birth certificate, and Glenn Beck calls Obama a racist.
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- Daily Show: Healthraiser


- Republican scare tactics filter into the real debate on health care reform, taking their toll on President Obama's sales pitch.
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