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- Daily Show: Master Rebators


- The government-sponsored "cash for clunkers" program produces tangible results, but Republicans slam it for being too effective.
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- Daily Show: Master Rebators - The Crank Cycle


- Fox News plants the seed, a viewer pollinates the point, and an outrage-generating ecosystem is created.
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- Daily Show: Thank You, South Carolina!


- A South Carolina man gets busted for having sex with a horse, elevating the state to take its place at the comedy table.
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- Daily Show: President Obama's Birthday Scam


- The story of President Obama bowling on his birthday is full of more holes than a $30 hooker with a piercing fetish and a heroin habit.
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- Daily Show: Obama Must Pass a Health Care Bill


- If Barack Obama doesn't secure a health care bill, the uninsured fat lady will be singing.
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- Daily Show: Chuck Grassley's Debt and Deficit Dragon


- Chuck Grassley muddles the King Arthur legend to prove his point on expensive health care reform.
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- Daily Show: William Jefferson Airplane


- Bill Clinton frees two journalists from North Korea, but Fox News is convinced there's a cloud attached to the silver lining.
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- Daily Show: White Men Can't Judge - Sotomayor Confirmation


- Sonia Sotomayor is confirmed as America's newest Supreme Court justice, but John McCain doesn't think her excellent resume and inspiring life story qualifies her.
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- Daily Show: Carpy Die-um


- Anglers mourn the loss of Benson, a 64-pound carp that was the centerpiece of a Great Britain tradition.
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- Daily Show: Ahmadidn't Win


- Ayatollah Khomeini allows Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to be president, but no more with the kissing.
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- Daily Show: Healther Skelter


- Enraged Americans use town hall meetings to voice their anger over the health care process, and Sarah Palin speaks out against Obama's plan to kill her baby.
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- Daily Show: Reform Madness


- Conservatives scream so loud against Obama's health care reform that they drown out the Democrats' incoherence.
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- Daily Show: Hillary in the Congo


- Hillary Clinton refuses to channel her husband's opinion at a press conference in Congo.
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- Daily Show: Health Care or Kittens Decision


- Jon has time to cover either Barack Obama's town hall meeting on health care or a video of kittens playing with each other in an empty tissue box.
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- Daily Show: PR


- Supporters swoon as Obama sells his health care plan, and an emotionally charged woman becomes Sean Hannity's new Joe the Plumber.
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- Daily Show: Glenn Beck's Operation


- If only the ailing Glenn Beck, 16 months ago, had received the health care he's raving about today.
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- Daily Show: Class of '43


- Dick Cheney works on his memoir, Karl Rove writes beat poetry, and Alberto Gonzales loses touch with President Bush.
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- Daily Show: Rod Blagojevich's Quest for Rock Bottom


- Being prohibited from eating bugs on an island with Lou Diamond Phillips isn't even the halfway point on Rod Blagojevich's quest for rock bottom.
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- Daily Show: Heal or No Heal - Medicine Brawl


- Obama needs to stay on message with health care reform like the Bush administration did when they sold Americans the Iraq war.
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- Daily Show: Poll Bearers


- Cable news polls might not reflect public opinion so much as the ability of viewers to repeat the ideas they just heard.
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- Daily Show: Myanmar and You-Anmar


- Bill Clinton emboldens copycat Democrat Jim Webb to rescue a seemingly unstable man in Myanmar.
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- Daily Show: CNN's Just Sayin'


- CNN delivers the news like a 12-year-old girl in a new segment called, "Just Sayin'."
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- Daily Show: Barney Frank's Town Hall Snaps


- Barney Frank confronts a Nazi name-calling protester at a health care reform town hall meeting.
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- Daily Show: Fox News: The New Liberals


- Fox News turns into the liberal media by defending protesters, criticizing the president and shoving its values down America's throat.
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- Daily Show: Good News/Bad News - America's Recession


- Americans trade in their Ford Explorers, banks profit from overdraft fees, and 90% of U.S. money has cocaine on it.
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- Daily Show: Afghanistandecision '09 - Election Day


- Voter turnout in the Afghan election is low due to Taliban threats to cut off fingers with ink on them.
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