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- The Word - Let Them Buy Cake


- Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker implements a bold new policy requiring protesters to pay for the right to protest.
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- The Word - The 1%


- Congress takes for granted American troops' willingness to make greater sacrifices than the rest of society.
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- The Word - Bully Pulpit


- Michigan Senate Republicans pants an anti-bullying law and stuff it in a locker, adding moral and religious exemptions to it.
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- The Word - Bite the Hand That Feeds You


- The pets of wealthy Americans have more disposable income than most poor people, suggesting a simple answer for closing the income gap.
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- The Word - Look Out for the Little Guy


- If people are willing to do a job, no matter how dangerous, pointless or dehumanizing, the government has no business stopping them.
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- The Word - Labor Chains


- Some states have found a great way to discourage illegal immigrants from coming to America and squatting out a freedom fetus.
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- The Word - I Think, Therefore I Brand


- Web searches are enshrined in America's founding documents, and cigarettes have a First Amendment right to be alive with pleasure.
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- The Word - Death and Taxes


- If Americans don't find someone to pay the government's tab soon, Congress may get desperate enough to do the unthinkable.
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- The Word - Happy Endings


- Since people know how everything ends, they can either worry or they can enjoy the show.
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- The Word - Head in the Cloud


- Technology turns people into empty flesh terminals that rely on it for all their ideas, memories and relationships.
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- The Word - With Great Power Comes No Responsibility


- With the proposed Super Congress, only 12 lawmakers will have to make unpopular recommendations, and the rest of Congress can avoid blame.
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- The Word - Too Big to Nail


- The Supreme Court throws out a class action lawsuit brought against Wal-Mart by its female employees, setting a precedent for gender-equal powerlessness against corporations.
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- The Word - The Defining Moment


- President Obama could end all wars by using the executive power of meaningless semantics.
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- The Word - Shock the Vote


- There's no better way to show the horrors of universal health care than with the release of "The Texas Chainsaw Medicare."
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- The Word - The Business End


- Mitt Romney knows how to treat America's sick economy with his business experience.
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- The Word - Hear No Evil


- Rand Paul's approach to identifying terrorists is perfectly consistent with his libertarian constitutional ideals.
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- The Word - Enhanced Rejustification


- The "I want to be able to look my children in the eye" crowd refuses to admit that torture is the real hero behind Bin Laden's death.
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- The Word - Autocratic for the People


- Michigan's emergency financial manager strips elected officials of power so they don't oppose his ideas to save money.
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- The Word - Buy and Cellulite


- Unilever creates armpit insecurity among women so it can make money selling the solution.
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- The Word - That New-Smell Smell


- Inescapables harnesses all of the senses to deliver a loud and clear message: you're smelling something.
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- The Word - Over-Reactor


- The time to review the safety of nuclear power plants is not immediately after Japan's major environmental catastrophe.
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- The Word - Economic Boom


- The defense budget cannot get cut because making instruments of destruction is as American as napalm pie.
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- The Word - New Country for Old Men


- The newly formed America Plus will still maintain normal diplomatic relations with poor America.
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- The Word - Coverage of Denial


- The House Republicans' vote to repeal Obamacare is a symbolic gesture, but they don't let reality push them around.
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- The Word - Disintegration


- North Carolina Tea Partiers want to reverse socially engineered progress until things get so bad for the poor that they can't be ignored.
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- The Word - Run for Your Life


- Dan Burton proposes a bulletproof Congressional plexiglass dome, and Peter King wants to keep guns 1,000 feet from federal officials.
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- The Word - Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Angriness


- If incendiary rhetoric isn't connected to the Arizona tragedy, it logically follows that it must be good.
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