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- We World War Won It


- Now that Germany has finished paying its reparations for World War I, it's time to lay off the Kaiser.
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- Gang Busters - John Burnett


- John Burnett says recreational drug users are contributing directly to the mayhem in Mexico.
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- Langur Monkey Security


- Stephen announces his langur monkey security plan and asks you to donate to DonorsChoose.org.
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- American Sexual Habits


- Stephen demonstrates different combinations of sex since he's done it in every way imaginable.
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- Tiny Triumphs - Environmentalist Ear Pollution


- Frito-Lay discontinues its biodegradable chip bags, and residents file lawsuits about the noise caused by wind turbines.
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- Rawesome Foods Raid


- The federal government declares war on raw milk by raiding Rawesome Foods in Venice, CA.
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- Indecision 2010 - Revenge of the Fallen - FearStock.com


- To address the tragic shortage in stock photos of scary minorities, Stephen starts his own fear-based photo licensing service.
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- Proposition 19 - Joseph Califano & Gary Johnson


- Joseph Califano wants to keep pot out of the hands of kids, while Gary Johnson thinks legalization is the right thing to do.
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- DonorsChoose.org Fear Drawings


- Kids show their gratitude for donations made to DonorsChoose.org with scary drawings of a shark, a logrolling bat and Conan O'Brien.
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- Rich Iott Wears a Nazi Uniform


- Up until Rich Iott wears a Nazi uniform, Tea Party candidates can do anything without rebuke from Republican leaders.
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- Formula 4 Your Eyes Only


- Formula 4 Your Eyes Only Invisible Spy Ink comes in printer cartridges fully loaded with boner toner.
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- 101-Year-Old Woman Becomes U.S. Citizen


- Eulalia Garcia Maturey proves that if you follow the rules, there is a legal path to citizenship, and it takes less than 102 years.
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- Merch to Keep Fear Alive


- Stephen announces official March to Keep Fear merchandise and forgets to apply for a permit.
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- America Helps Rescue Chilean Miners


- Stephen doesn't want to miss out on the trapped Chilean miner craze, so he rescues his intern from a locker
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- Tax Shelter Skelter


- The upcoming expiration of the Bush tax cuts force the super rich to go to boot camp to bond with their like-minded friends.
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- Transitive Property of Christine O'Donnell


- Stephen concludes that masturbating equals being gay by following Christine O'Donnell's ironclad logic.
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- Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear Chinatown Bus Tickets


- Since Oprah won't send Stephen's audience to D.C., he buys them tickets for the Shin Wu Chinatown bus.
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- Indecision 2010 - Revenge of the Fallen - Sean Bielat & Ken Buck


- Sean Bielat and Ken Buck can't help being politically opportunistic election year gay-baiters -- they were born that way.
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- Who's Honoring Me Now? - Colbert Nation Five Years of Excellence Award


- Stephen receives the Colbert Nation Five Years of Excellence Award and assembles a montage of the most world-changing moments.
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- Stephen Appears in the New York Times Crossword Puzzle


- Stephen fills in the New York Times crossword puzzle with stuff about himself every day, and this time it actually works.
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- Food Insurance Insurance


- With Glenn Beck's Food Insurance and Stephen's Food Insurance Insurance, America as we know it may end, but at least Americans as we know them will still be fat.
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- Rand Paul Supporter Stomps on Liberal Activist's Head


- Two Rand Paul supporters have the courage to throw a liberal activist to the ground and hold her down, while a third hero stomps on her head.
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- Indecision 2010 - Revenge of the Fallen - Tom Perriello


- Tom Perriello is campaigning on the Democrats' record because he thinks Americans are smart enough to understand that results take time.
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- Snooki Halloween Costume & Spooky Rally Song


- The Wall Street Journal features a drawing of Snooki, and Stephen sings a spooky song that will make Jon Stewart drop a load of reason in his pants.
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- Exclusive - Have You Seen the Ghost of Jon?


- Stephen teaches a spooky song that everyone will sing together at the rally to make Jon Stewart drop a load of reason in his pants.
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- The McRib Is Back


- The return of the McRib on election day is a concerted effort by liberals to suppress Republican turnout.
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- Fear for All Pt. 1


- A gay editor, a Mexican guy, an imam, a grizzly coddler and a possible robot scare the crap out of Stephen.
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- Fear for All Pt. 2


- Stephen knows that Muslims feel anger and gay people are often very sad, but he isn't sure if bears have feelings.
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