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- The Clinton Curse


- Mark Sanford joins other victims of the Clinton curse like Bob Livingston, Larry Craig and Newt Gingrich.
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- Judge, Jury & Executioner - Firefighters, Gold Waste & Strip Search


- The Supreme Court releases its decisions on firefighters' tests, goldmine waste and school strip searches.
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- The Second Coming of Ronald Reagan


- Soon Reagan will ride into town on the back of his mighty steed, Bonzo, and the Potomac will run red with the blood of bureaucrats.
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- CNN Finds Bubbles the Chimp


- Anderson Cooper uncovers shocking news about Bubbles the Chimp: he likes cucumbers and bananas.
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- Re-Report - Lost Treasures of Babylon


- Stephen shows more footage of basic training at Fort Jackson, flying with the Thunderbirds, and putting care packages together with Tom Hanks.
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- Remembering Remembering Michael Jackson


- Stephen remembers the fine coverage of Michael Jackson's death, like his one-hour interview with Michael Tackson.
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- Raise High the Rage Beams


- If J.D. Salinger doesn't come on the show, Stephen will publish his prequel, "The Pitcher in the Oat," under the pseudonym J.D. Stephenger.
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- Senator Wences Questions Sonia Sotomayor


- Senator Wences asks Sonia Sotomayor the tough questions while still maintaining cultural sensitivity.
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- Stephen Wants to Be the Worst Person in the World


- Stephen tries to make it onto Keith Olbermann's "Worst Person in the World" list by slapping a baby with a puppy.
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- The Memy Awards


- Stephen announces the nominees for the Memy Awards' one and only category: Outstanding Individual.
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- Walter Cronkite Remembered


- Walter Cronkite's passing doesn't get the kind of cable news attention Stephen believes it deserves.
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- Reverse Racism


- As a recent black man, Stephen looks forward to hearing President Obama's speech to the NAACP.
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- 40th Anniversary of the Moon Landing


- To celebrate the 40th anniversary of the moon landing, Stephen re-airs his historic broadcast from July 20, 1969.
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- The Word - A Perfect World


- Investigating prisoner abuse will be a political food fight, and that is messier than torture.
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- Sniper Trifle


- The only huge surprise about Dick Cheney having his own secret assassination squad is that it didn't include cannibalism.
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- The Longest Solar Eclipse of the Century


- Xenu has returned Asia's sun, but he will devour it again unless India returns America's outsourced jobs, and China forgives the national debt.
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- Pope Wrist Watch


- The best way to spread wrist awareness is by getting a WristStrong bracelet to Pope Benedict XVI.
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- Health Care Hell-Scare - Die-agnosis: Mur-DR


- Stephen invites expert victims from Canada, France and Spain to relay their horrible experiences of socialized medicine.
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- Health Care Reform Is the Matrix


- President Obama's health care reform is a dystopian future filled with chaos and floor-length leather trench coats.
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- Sarah Palin Will Be Missed


- Stephen says goodbye to Sarah Palin in the same way he imagines she writes her own speeches.
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- Current Events - Tasers


- Tasers are an effective tool for any police officer needing to take down a 72-year-old great-grandmother who refuses to sign her speeding ticket.
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- Womb Raiders - The Fight for the Truth Behind Obama's Birth


- Stephen wants to hear from one of the sperm that witnessed President Obama's conception in order to verify his birthplace.
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- President Obama's Teachable Moment


- Obama's teaching: if you arrest a black man under questionable circumstances, you get to have a beer with the president.
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- Frank the Roommate


- After Viacom's profits fall by 32%, Stephen cuts his costs by taking on a roommate.
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- White House Beer Summit


- Barack Obama, Henry Louis Gates Jr. and James Crowley insist on three different brands of foreign beer for their White House meeting.
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- MeTunes - Hit of the Summer


- Stephen can't get behind current hits from The Black Eyed Peas, Jeremih and Sean Kingston, so he creates his own song of the summer.
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