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- Stephen Wins a Grammy


- From now on Stephen will call his special, "A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All! Except Maybe a Grammy."
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- Bananafish Tale - Henry Allen


- Henry Allen is willing to say on record that J.D. Salinger blew it by not coming on the show.
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- Stephen Apologizes for Feeding His Grammy Baby Food


- Stephen should not have fed baby food to his Grammy -- she should still be breastfeeding.
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- Job Man Caravan


- Unemployment is racing out of control faster than a Toyota Camry through your grandmother's garage door.
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- Job Man Caravan - Peter Cove


- Peter Cove helps the studio audience get back to work by taking questions and offering advice.
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- Be Almost All That You Can Be


- John McCain won't consider changing the "don't ask, don't tell" policy until he hears from every leader of the military.
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- Own a Piece of Histor-Me - Fireplace Portrait


- The final item up for auction is Stephen's old fireplace portrait benefiting the Yellow Ribbon Fund.
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- Hermaphrodites Can't Be Gay


- It is physically impossible for hermaphrodites to be gay -- they can be straight, double straight or double gay.
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- Sarah Palin Uses a Hand-O-Prompter


- Sarah Palin uses a hand-o-prompter and defends Rush Limbaugh for calling liberals "retards."
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- Office Super Bowl Ad Pool


- Toyota's Super Bowl ad should have had a talking crocodile plowing his Prius into a herd of sexy zebras.
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- Celebrate Black History Month With Heineken


- The best way to rejoice in the achievements of our black countrymen is with a Heineken.
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- Corporate Free Speech - Chris Dodd


- Chris Dodd proposes a constitutional amendment to prevent elections from becoming the Super Bowl of advertising.
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- We're Off to See the Blizzard


- Based on the latest data from the Dopplest 9000 radar, Stephen can only assume that the sun has been destroyed.
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- Iran Begins Enriching Uranian


- We thought Iran was only enriching uranium, but according to The Wall Street Journal, they've begun enriching uranian.
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- Better Know a Riding - Vancouver's South


- Notorious Canadian paparazzi often ambush stars after first politely asking permission.
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- Vancouverage 2010 - Ed Colbert


- Ed Colbert informs Stephen he can't say "Olympics" or "Vancouver," or show geometric shapes of any size or color.
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- Olympic International Houses


- Stephen plays fondue pong at the Swiss House, reads "Ulysses" at an Irish bar and competes against Russia in table hockey.
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- Freud Rage - The Iceman Counseleth


- Stephen inspires the U.S. Speedskating Team to "skate brave" as their Assistant Sports Psychologist, in the first of a two-part series.
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- Cold War Update - Olympic Edition


- Stephen talks free beer with Mike Eruzione and discusses Plushenko's figure skating loss with Scott Hamilton.
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- Stephen Distracts Bob Costas


- Stephen just wants to tell Bob Costas he's doing a great job hosting the Olympic Games.
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- Off Notice - Canadian Iceholes


- Stephen makes a "Cheer Up, Canada" video montage and takes the Canadian Iceholes off notice.
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