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- Colbert Report: The Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act


- Stephen will now have to discriminate under the table, which will be difficult, since that's where he usually does his harassing.
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- Colbert Report: It Could Be Worse - Iceland


- How many lesbian Prime Ministers can the world handle? We already have Stephen Harper!
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- Colbert Report: Tom Daschle Steps Down


- If this were the Bush administration, Tom Daschle would have never stepped down -- not without a medal of freedom.
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- Colbert Report: Stephen Verbally Thrashes Steve Martin


- Stephen explodes after Steve Martin walks through his eyeline.
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- Colbert Report: Yahweh or No Way - The Super Bowl


- God helping both teams in a football game would be as impossible as loving both Christians and Muslims.
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- Colbert Report: Stelephant Colbert the Elephant Seal


- Stephen has a hideous elephant seal named after him.
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- Colbert Report: Economic Stimulus Debate


- Democrats take a page from the Republicans' fear book when selling the economic stimulus bill.
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- Colbert Report: The New Word Czar


- Michael Steele navigates the subtleties of our language as he talks about the stimulus bill.
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- Colbert Report: Al Gore Steals Stephen's Grammy


- Since Stephen's voice isn't worth a Grammy, he's going to stop talking forever.
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- Colbert Report: The Visa Black Card


- Visa: it's everywhere you want to be, unless that place is a Jimmy Buffett concert.
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- Colbert Report: Shout Out - Honey, Counterterrorism & an Old Guard Flag


- Stephen gets a fresh stash of pharmaceutical-grade hive jive and learns of a Counterterrorism Calendar.
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- Colbert Report: Westminster Dog Show Snub - Formula 40-Woof


- Pick up some Formula 40-Woof today if you want your dog to be a winner.
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- Colbert Report: Happy 200th Birthday, Abe Lincoln


- Happy Birthday, America's greatest non-Reagan president.
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- Colbert Report: The DaColbert Code - Oscar Predictions


- Instead of watching the movies, Stephen uses the DaColbert Code to pick the Oscar winners.
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- Colbert Report: Goodbye, Conan O'Brien


- Conan O'Brien has to get his invisible strings from Stephen if he ever wants to do his little dance again.
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- Colbert Report: Stephen's Prayer Day


- Stephen lets a miracle rip on his prayer day.
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- Colbert Report: Stephen's Moral Dimension


- Stephen tests his moral dimension to find out if people are praying hard enough.
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- Colbert Report: The DaColbert Code - Oscar Winners


- Clearly Sean Penn is to blame for Stephen doubting the DaColbert Code.
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- Colbert Report: Breaded Fish Sticks


- Stephen's bread and fish miraculously become breaded fish sticks.
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- Colbert Report: Mardi Gras Celebrations


- Stephen can't afford to give out a whole string of beads in this economy.
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- Colbert Report: 1997 Flashback


- Stephen hits the Internet to buy some pets.com stock on his new iMac.
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- Colbert Report: Obama's Congressional Address & Jindal's Response


- If you need more proof that Barack Obama's speech was a stinker, even Congress wasn't paying attention.
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- Colbert Report: Claire McCaskill's Twittering


- Claire McCaskill lies about Twittering during Barack Obama's congressional speech.
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- Colbert Report: Stephen Challenges Michael Steele


- Stephen wants to lay down some dope, yet fiscally responsible rhymes with Michael Steele.
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