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- Stephen Gets a Free iPad


- Never mind how Stephen got an iPad -- luckily there's an app that filters urine.
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- Elephant Graveyard - David Frum


- David Frum says it's mathematically impossible for Republicans to repeal and replace the health care bill.
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- Jell-O Tampering


- A couple is arrested for replacing Jell-O pudding contents with aquarium sand and asking for a refund.
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- Stephen Converts to 3D


- It really felt like Stephen was just in your living room, only this time it didn't result in a restraining order.
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- Science Catfight - Joe Bastardi vs. Brenda Ekwurzel


- Al Sharpton says education should be about teaching students, not protecting principals, teachers and administrators.
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- Scrabble Allows Proper Names


- Scrabble's new rules will open up the game to a new generation of quasi-literate Us Weekly readers.
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- Tiki Barber Cheats on His Wife


- According to the New York Post, Tiki Barber and his wife have separated due to irreconcilable he's-banging- a-23-year-old.
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- Tiger's Nike Commercial


- Nike had to go through tons of voiceovers to find the right father figure for Tiger Woods.
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- The Final Final Frontier


- With the end of manned spaceflight, America has to ride on the hump in the back seat while the Russians take the wheel to space.
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- Unpaid Internship Crackdown


- Stephen's interns are learning stone masonry, from which he will not derive any immediate advantage for decades.
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- WikiLeaks Military Video


- Stephen wants to know where the WikiLeaks guys are located and how soon the Pentagon can reach them with a Predator drone.
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- Dow Hits 11,000


- Stephen's financial advisor, Gorlock, has assured him that the Dow will continue to rise indefinitely.
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- Thought for Food - Mentally Ill Advertisers & German Cupcakes


- Burger King uses mental illness to sell food, KFC unveils the Double Down sandwich, and McDonald's introduces cupcakes to Germans.
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- President Obama Bows Again


- On his latest international apology tour, President Obama hands America's sovereignty to China with a bow.
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- Sunday Morning Fact-Checking - Jake Tapper & Bill Adair


- Jake Tapper explains why he hired PolitiFact's Bill Adair to fact-check his Sunday morning talk show, "This Week."
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- Stephen Saves the Space Program


- NASA shows its appreciation for Stephen's heroism by inviting him to go to Houston for astronaut training.
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- Formula 01 Liquid Genetic Material


- Stephen announces his own bargain-priced generic daddy butter, Formula 01 Liquid Genetic Material.
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- Marilyn Monroe's X-Rays


- Good for you, whoever is making money selling a dead woman's private gynecological X-rays.
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- Goldman Sachs Fraud Case - Andrew Ross Sorkin


- Andrew Ross Sorkin believes the SEC case against Goldman Sachs is important because it questions whether Wall Street is a casino.
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- Volcano Eyjafjallajokull


- If Iceland's volcanic eruption doesn't let up before summer, thousands of college students will have to backpack around the U.S.
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- Robotic Voice Simulator & Foreign Accent Syndrome


- Stephen practices his Japanese with a robotic voice simulator, and a woman suffers from foreign accent syndrome.
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- P.K. Winsome - Tea Party Consulting


- Tea Partiers will seem less racist if they hire P.K. Winsome to attend their rallies and donate to his United Negro Collage Fund.
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- Stephen Refuses to Celebrate 4/20


- Stephen wants you to know you're acting all weird. Everyone's saying there's something wrong with you, even your mom.
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- The New $100 Bill


- Write what you think of the new currency on a Post-it note, stick that on a $100 bill, and send it to Stephen.
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- Newspapers Celebrate Earth Day


- The USA Today celebrates environmental consciousness by printing a special Earth Day bonus pullout.
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- Boobquake Day Causes Earthquake


- A Purdue University student calls for women to wear skimpy clothing to prove an Iranian madman wrong.
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- Indecision 2010 Midterm Elections - Sue Lowden


- If you can't afford health insurance, forget about mandates and confusing plans, just bring a chicken to the doctor.
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- The Real Lloyd Blankfein


- Bull Beat swoons over bank CEOs even more than the Wall Street Journal, plus it comes with a free Lloyd Blankfein poster.
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- Current Events - Taser-Armed Robots & Meth Sheep


- Taser International unveils a taser-armed robot and commissions a safety study involving methed-out sheep.
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- Stephen Hawking Is Such an A-Hole


- Stephen looks forward to a future after the aliens have conquered us when the Cleveland Humans take the field.
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- Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill


- Gulf Coast residents no longer have an oil slick the size of Rhode Island heading their way -- now it's just a wall of fire.
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- California's Proposition 14 - Abel Maldonado


- Charlie Crist drops out of Florida's Republican primary, and Abel Maldonado promotes California's Proposition 14.
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- Wind Farm & Oil Spill


- Stephen fears for a dangerous new wind farm and doesn't understand all the fuss being made over a little oil in the ocean.
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