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- French Boss Held Hostage


- Once again, Americans are going to have to show the French how it is done, just like with the mustache.
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- Cheney's Secret Assassination Squad


- It's hard to believe Dick Cheney had the time to command a secret lawless assassination squad with all the secret lawless torture.
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- Word's Worth


- Stephen won't let Merriam-Webster ruin other straight words like "drag," "bear" and "Manwich."
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- Cold War Update - Russia, Cuba & Space


- Russia wants a new currency, Congress tries to lift the Cuba embargo, and Russian astronauts can't use American toilets in space.
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- Colbert's Easter Parade


- From Easter Bunnies to Prayer Bedtime Bears, Stephen points out the many signs that Easter is under attack in this mashup video.
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- Body Loss


- Getting paid for missing body parts is too tempting for Americans.
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- Space Module: Colbert - Urine Recycling Room


- NASA, don't make Stephen launch an intern into space with a can of spray paint.
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- Birkat Hachama - Stephen Frees His Jews


- Birkat Hachama marks the time for Stephen to free his Jews.
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- Severed Limb Workers' Comp


- Stephen fights the urge to sever his limbs with a paper cutter.
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- Stephen's Severed Head


- Stephen earns 2,634 weeks of workers' comp for severing his head.
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- The Enemy Within - Hedgehogs


- Hedgehogs were illegal in Kansas until one obsessed 10-year-old played the cute card.
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- Clarence Thomas' New Job


- Justice Clarence Thomas appreciates the little things in life, like the miracle of dishwashers.
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- Obama Denies Habeas Corpus


- Barack Obama helps America escape from the Bill of Rights lovers who keep humping the leg of habeas corpus.
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- Tax Atax


- Glenn Beck holds his tea party in the only location that makes sense: the Alamo.
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- Teabagging Protests


- Perverts sully the patriotic act of a taxpayer rising up, standing over his government, and delivering his opinion into the mouth of power.
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- The Colbert Coalition's Anti-Gay Marriage Ad


- There's a giant gay storm gathering, and before long the winds will be blowing each other.
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- Castro Death Wish List


- Stephen wants to force feed Castro hot dogs and make him watch "This Week with George Stephanopoulos."
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- Anger's Aweigh


- Granting vigilantes the right to shoot pirates on the high seas is the free market at its best.
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- George Will's Demon Denim


- George Will is the only one brave enough to shine a light on demon denim.
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- The Price Is Right Goes Green


- Stephen would like to bid less than a dollar on the environmentally friendly prizes on "The Price Is Right."
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- Shepard Smith Swears


- Shepard Smith swearing on camera isn't something he can get away with -- like torture.
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- Illegitimate Grandson of an Alligator


- Have you heard the rumor that Bill Posey's grandmother had her alligator baby out of wedlock?
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- Days of Swine and Doses


- The swine flu is a virus that contains something from pig, bird and human -- just like Stephen's paella recipe.
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- A Rare Correction - Stephen Eats an Ewok


- Stephen wasn't completely honest when he said he'd never eat an Ewok.
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- Shout Out - Kids Edition


- Stephen promises never to eat Ewok, provides some child-safe Nazi footage, and urges you to support military kids.
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- Arlen Specter Contracts Donkey Flu


- Republicans tried to fight off donkey flu, but their white cells weren't strong enough.
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- Enemy Swine: A Pigcalypse Now


- Stephen calms everyone down with his advice on swine flu.
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- I's On Edjukashun - Textbooks, AmeriCorps & Strip-Search


- Fox News exposes liberal textbooks, AmeriCorps increases its mind control, and a girl is strip-searched for ibuprofen.
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- Ahmadinejad Steals Obama's Slogan


- Obama should have anticipated Mahmoud Ahmadinejad would copy him and picked a more effective slogan.
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- President Obama - The First 14 Mondays


- The true test of a president is running the country while living Garfield's worst nightmare.
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