When the boys learn that talk shows offer special assistance to grossly disfigured people, they immediately sign Butters up as a guest with a strange deformity.
As the country becomes obsessed with a popular program for losing weight, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.
When the boys hit the slopes of Aspen, Stan gets challenged to a ski race and must win in order to save the youth center, get the girl and free the trapped spirits of the Wakacha Vampire Indians.
The boys will stop at nothing to watch the new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer. Even if it means sitting through thirty minutes of "Russell Crowe: Fightin' Round the World."
When the boys learn where veal comes from on a field trip to the local slaughterhouse, they calf-nap all of the baby cows in town and blockade themselves in Stan's bedroom.
When Cartman, Kyle and Stan fire Butters as their friend, Butters' rejection causes him to uncover a deep, dark part of him that he never knew existed: Professor Chaos.
A sexual-abuse scandal involving priests hits South Park and is taken all the way to the Vatican. In absolutely no connection, Cartman craps out of his mouth.
The boys campaign to save movies from directors hell-bent on "improving them" while the townspeople are consumed with their own crusade to free a convicted baby killer.
In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents of South Park hire the owner and operator of the local City Wok to build a Great Wall around the city.
The boys embark on a mission to return "The Lord of the Rings" to the Two Towers Video Store but their parents try to stop them to get back the "precious" porno they accidentally left in the box.
When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland, where Chef's mom tries a little of her own voodoo magic on him.
When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become.
When Cartman has to score one big "nice" to be eligible for Christmas presents, he joins up with Santa, Mr. Hankey and Jesus in an attempt to bring Christmas to the downtrodden citizens of Iraq.