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(Ep. 301)
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- Carlos returns for season 3 and can't wait to tackle events he missed while on hiatus. Carlosaurus Rex, our favorite foul-mouthed children's talk show host, puts advice into song to help confused kids everywhere.
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(Ep. 302)
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- Carlos crosses the border to introduce us to Barato and his movie "Barato: Cultural Explorations of Differentness Between US of A and Mexicanos." Then, Carlos takes us overseas to show us the new fall line-up on Iraq E! TV.
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(Ep. 303)
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- Carlos visits prison to shoot a rap video that addresses a topic famous rappers never discuss...their experience behind bars. Then he hosts a game show that asks the question: "Are You Smarter than a Wetback?"
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(Ep. 304)
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- Carlos hits the streets to see if America is ready to elect a female President. Then, he hosts his own poetry event called "Carloslam," and you won't believe the special guests that show up!
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(Ep. 305)
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- Carlos seeks public opinion on whether or not Freedom of Speech truly exists. Then he becomes the bouncer at Club Carlos, where the only thing you have to remember is "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Dee-Dee-Dees!"
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(Ep. 306)
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- Carlos joins a sensitivity training class. He then participates in speed dating dressed as a sassy Latina trying to find a man.
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(Ep. 307)
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- P.O.D. helps Carlos introduce the world to the first Latino Super-Hero...Beaner Man! Then, Carlos talks with his buddies Joseph Cano, Brad Williams, and Josh Blue about the jobs they should never have.
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(Ep. 308)
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- Carlos presents highlights and some of his favorite moments from season three thus far.
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(Ep. 309)
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- Carlos imagines what life might be like for Bill Clinton if he became the First Man. Then, Punji returns to tell his customers to "Get the Park" out of his electronic store. Also, Carlos announces the winner of the “So You Think You Can Rant” challenge.
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(Ep. 310)
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- Carlos takes on the reality series “Man vs. Wild” by testing how well its host would survive in a truly scary location - the ghetto. Then, get ready for some Carlos-style treatment as DEE-DEE-DEEs visit "ER Carlos."
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(Ep. 311)
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(Ep. 312)
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- Carlos wonders how punk kids would react if sucked into the "Grand Theft Auto" video game. Then, Fernando Rosalindo returns for another edition of "Future News."
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(Ep. 313)
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- Carlos portrays a space alien studying human behavior and whether humanity is worth saving. Then, high school students are given some straightforward, real-life guidance from their principle, Dean Carlos.
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(Ep. 314)
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(Ep. 316)