As the cliffhanger continues, all the housemates return safely home from their island crash without Toot and immediately take in an undeniably adorable new roommate, Strawberry Sweetcake.
Spanky gets downloaded with a virus and must gay marry Xandir for health insurance, Foxxy gets busted for not having a Mystery Solving License, and Ling Ling gets sorta killed.
Inspired by Captain Hero's short-lived depression, the roommates start a suicide hotline business and learn about responsibility and working together and how they suck at it.
Wooldoor finally reaches puberty and his incessant masturbating creates magical Clum Babies, which have healing powers; naturally, Clara is on a zealous mission to stop him.
Captain Hero gets a visit from his ex-girlfriend, Unusually Flexible Girl, who reminds him of their marriage pact ; meanwhile Foxxy Love tries to get the Foxxy 5 band back together so they can all reclaim their fame.
When the house becomes haunted by the ghosts of 1,000 Indians, the gang decides to offer a piece of their property as a gesture of peace, and the Indians return the favor by building a huge casino.
Captain Hero’s alter-ego, the mild-mannered reporter Tim Tommerson, comes to visit and spends a lot of gay time with Xandir. Meanwhile, the housemates plot revenge on Entertainment Weekly for ranking "Drawn Together" as an "F."
The ever-manipulative Toot uses a video game cheat book to snag Xandir as her date for her fat camp reunion, and Wooldoor adopts a live-action cow from the live-action forest.