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- Joy Overdose


- Part of Paul F. Tompkins' first retail job was fishing theatrical hats from the heavens.
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- King Hat


- Paul F. Tompkins was asked to reach for a very specific hat that has a very specific name.
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- Gentleman Bandit


- Paul F. Tompkins stole videotapes from the rich and gave them to the poor.
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- Not Great for Television Production


- Paul F. Tompkins explains why you shouldn't hear two television shows at the same time.
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- Rules of Daniel Day-Lewis


- Paul F. Tompkins was cast in a three line part in "There Will Be Blood."
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- Dropped Out


- Paul F. Tompkins feels a wave of relief whenever he realizes he never has to go to school again.
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- Awesome Job


- Paul F. Tompkins is not delusional about his role in "There Will Be Blood."
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- Right of Complaint Pt. 1


- Paul F. Tompkins and the crew of VH1's "Best Week Ever" evolve their own etiquette.
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- Right of Complaint Pt. 2


- "Weird Al" Yankovic doesn't realize that Paul F. Tompkins is kidding around.
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- Hats in the Belfry


- If Paul F. Tompkins has time to lean, he must also have time to clean.
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- Creme of Bitterness


- Paul F. Tompkins used up all of his retail good will long ago.
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- Blob of Colors


- Paul F. Tompkins' co-star Daniel Day-Lewis is seized by the spirit of Thespis.
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- Business Model


- Paul F. Tompkins figured out that he wouldn't be welcomed back.
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- Expected to Steal


- Paul F. Tompkins will not work for any company that calls him a thief.
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- Movie Character Costumes


- Paul F. Tompkins sees people dressed up like movie characters on Hollywood Blvd. and some costumes are fantastic, while some are the opposite of fantastic.
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- Sexy Bee


- If you were aroused by bees, seeing a woman dressed as a bee probably wouldn't do it for you.
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- Poor Story, Heather


- Paul F. Tompkins comes to the conclusion that you are never ready to see Fabio.
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- True Stabbing Story


- Paul F. Tompkins is not saying that a guy dressing up as Freddy Krueger and stabbing another person is awesome.
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- New Yorkers


- You know the number one topic of conversation among New Yorkers is? New York.
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- Cokehead Disco


- Have you ever walked away from a person on cocaine and remarked on what a pleasure he was to be around?
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- The Bill Hader Interviews - Paul F. Tompkins


- Paul F. Tompkins talks to Bill Hader about going into full oration mode for Galas, and a nightmare show in Vancouver.
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- Backstage at Just For Laughs: All Access - Paul F. Tompkins

- Backstage at Just For Laughs: All Access, Paul F. Tompkins tells Nathan Macintosh about yelling comedy, and why he wears a tie with stars on it.
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- Backstage at Just For Laughs: All Access - Paul F. Tompkins Will Kill You with Murder

- Backstage at Just For Laughs: All Access, Nathan Macintosh and Paul F. Tompkins talks about his sadistic pre-show routine.
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- Text Messages


- Cell phones are great because they cut down on verbal communication.
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- New Dads


- Here's your new child, and here's your boring "new dad" speech for your friends.
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- Terrifying Dogs


- What if your human friend said to someone at the bar, "I am going to murder you?!"
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- I'm Rich


- Working in show business brings in a lot of money.
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- Balloon Shopping


- Elegant Balloons is the best place to buy balloons.
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- Fantasy Camp


- If you never got to go pro as a migrant worker, you can always go to fantasy camp.
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- House Bear


- Genetic engineering should be used to make big animals small.
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- Picky Eaters


- The deaths caused by the Irish potato famine could have been avoided.
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- Crackle


- Crack wouldn't be a problem if it was called "crackle."
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- Your Pet's Alone Time


- Maybe pets want some alone time every now and then.
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- Daylight Saving Time


- It's an hour. That's it. It's not that hard to get used to.
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- The Weatherman


- Every time the weatherman slips up, the anchorman is waiting to mock him.
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- Behind the Comedy


- Drinking eight beers a night for your art might sound like fun, that is, until you start springing leaks.
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- Root of All Evil: What the Kids Want


- Paul F. Tompkins goes to am American school to find out what the kids really want.
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- Root of All Evil: Oprah vs. Catholic Church


- Greg Giraldo and Paul F. Tompkins make their opening statements.
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- Root of All Evil: Beer Vs. Weed - Tompkins on Weed


- Paul F. Tompkins brings in the expert testimony of Aimee Mann to prove musicians don't need weed.
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- Labouring Under Delusions - Clip 1 of 7


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- Labouring Under Delusions - Clip 2 of 7


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- Labouring Under Delusions - Clip 3 of 7


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- Labouring Under Delusions - Clip 4 of 7


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- Labouring Under Delusions - Clip 5 of 7


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- Labouring Under Delusions - Clip 6 of 7


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- Labouring Under Delusions - Clip 7 of 7


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