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- Homeless Guy


- What kind of work can a guy who lives in the garbage get?
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- Not That Hispanic


- Greg Giraldo looks so white he could almost pass for "normal."
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- Finding a Soul Mate


- Greg Giraldo is impressed that Siegfried and Roy found each other.
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- First Baby


- Greg Giraldo is excited to be having probably his first baby.
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- Minimum Height Requirements


- A new height requirement in the police force is racist against pygmy midget girls.
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- The Balance of Power


- Whipping out your penis is a bold pick-up strategy.
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- Freak Accidents


- If you were married and ran yourself over with a car, you'd never win another argument.
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- Suicide Cults


- Greg Giraldo doesn't believe that people in cults are "freaks."
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- Public Restrooms


- A gas station attendant asks personal questions.
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- Awkward Encounter


- Sometimes Greg Giraldo's encounters with the homeless can get awkward.
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- A Very Dangerous World


- It seems like there's a new disease discovered everyday.
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- $25 Million Reward for bin Laden


- If bin Laden were in America with a $25 million reward on his head, people would turn themselves in.
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- Money for Education


- If we keep coddling children, we could end up destroying the nation's porn industry.
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- Cloning


- Scientists all over the world are beginning to do some pretty strange things.
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- All Religions are Insane


- Are cults crazier than the rest of religions?
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- America's Moral Compass


- Nowadays, everyone is open about every evil thing they do.
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- Patriot Act


- The Patriot Act will be a big issue when it applies to more people than just Arabs.
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- FOX News


- Just admit you're conservative and stop lying.
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- The Olympics


- If you want to see how easy America has it compared to so many other countries, watch the Olympics.
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- Uncensored - Greg Giraldo - Pizza Lampanelli


- Greg Giraldo explains Lisa Lampanelli's fatness.
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- Uncensored - Greg Giraldo - No Talent Success


- Greg Giraldo questions the deals that Jerry Springer and George Hamilton have made.
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- Roast of Joan Rivers: Red Carpet - Greg Giraldo


- Greg Giraldo discusses the benefits of facial scruff and the virtues of Joan Rivers with Nick Kroll.
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- Roast of Joan Rivers: Greg Giraldo - On Kathy Griffin


- Greg Giraldo takes aim at his fellow Roasters.
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- Roast of Larry the Cable Guy: Greg Giraldo - When Busey Speaks


- Every time Gary Busey talks, Greg Giraldo wants to piss in his mouth.
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- Roast of Larry the Cable Guy: Outtakes - Greg Giraldo


- Greg Giraldo likens Lisa Lampanelli to Larry the Cable Guy's musical instrument.
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- Roast of Flavor Flav : Purple Carpet - Greg Giraldo


- Greg Giraldo is not going to say anything about Flav that hasn't been said by Michael Richards.
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- Roast of Flavor Flav: Greg Giraldo


- Greg Giraldo roasts Ice-T at the Comedy Central Roast of Flavor Flav.
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- Roast of Bob Saget: Outtakes - Greg Giraldo


- Greg Giraldo dubs the dais Hollywood's ugliest collection of people in this uncensored clip.
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- Shatner Roast: Greg Giraldo


- Bill is an inspiration. He proves that having no talent can be seen as hip and ironic.
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- Shatner Roast: Greg Giraldo, pt. 2


- Greg Giraldo takes a look at the dais and feels like he's on a bus to Atlantic City.
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- Roast of Jeff Foxworthy: Greg Giraldo Uncensored


- Greg Giraldo uncensored -- for mature audiences only!
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- Pam Anderson Roast: Greg Giraldo - Red Carpet


- Greg Giraldo is pleased to talk to someone who knows who he is.
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- Anderson Roast: Greg Giraldo & Courtney Love


- As Greg Giraldo skewers Courtney Love she responds by touching various parts of herself.
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- Anderson Roast: Greg Giraldo Roasts


- Greg Giraldo takes shots at the guests on the dais as Pamela and Courtney gab in the background.
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- Root of All Evil: Greg Giraldo Interview


- Greg Giraldo talks about his fellow prosecutors and what he brings to the courtroom.
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- Root of All Evil: Strip Clubs vs. Sororities - Giraldo on Strip Clubs


- Greg Giraldo wonders, if it's just good clean fun, why can't you get a lap dance anywhere?
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- Root of All Evil: Strip Clubs vs. Sororities - Giraldo Post-Show


- Greg Giraldo says a "clown ejaculating" argument will win almost any debate.
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- Root of All Evil: Going Green vs. Spring Break - Giraldo on Going Green


- Greg Giraldo claims that the greenies are the rusted root of all evil.
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- Root of All Evil: Going Green vs. Spring Break - How Greg Giraldo Goes Green


- Greg Giraldo goes green in his own way, and that way involves a shovel.
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- Root of All Evil: Going Green vs. Spring Break - Giraldo Post-Show


- Greg Giraldo is looking forward to the end of civilization as we know it.
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