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- Making a Difference


- Maria Bamford is running for neighborhood council -- she's got the ad campaign all planned out.
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- Neighborly


- Maria Bamford doesn't mind that her Mexican neighbor leaves stuff on his lawn, 'cause she's gonna steal that shit.
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- Gotta Believe in Something


- According to Maria Bamford's mom, whatever you think about all the time, that's what you worship.
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- Fear of Relationships


- Maria Bamford's been told to look out for red flags in relationships, but what if she's one giant red flag factory?
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- Botox


- Maria Bamford's manager suggested she get Botox, but she's kinda still using her face.
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- That Schtick


- Maria Bamford presents a portion of her act that generically does well with most people.
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- On the Inside


- If you feel alone, call the operator and she will listen to you for a 45-minute session.
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- Learn More About Geography


- Africa is full of starvation and civil war because they don't know "the secret."
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- Office Drama


- Don't touch Donna's label maker, don't even look at it -- she bought it with her own money.
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- Get The Little Lady Started


- For breakfast, Maria eats a mug of chocolate chip ice cream for a sweet power surge.
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- Joy Whac-A-Mole


- Maria's mother and sister are very good at playing the fun game Joy Whac-A-Mole.
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- Breast Implants


- Maria Bamford's 32AA breasts are rare, exquisite miniatures.
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- High-Pitched, Grating Voice


- Maria Bamford's agent wants her to know how grating her voice is.
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- Makeup Commercial


- Maria Bamford wants to do her own version of Melanie Griffith's makeup commercial.
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- E! Celebrity Homes


- Maria Bamford wants to host E! Comedian Homes.
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- Female Bosses


- Your female boss wants you to go take a break and get her a latte.
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- The Joys of Marriage


- Maria Bamford's mother is praying for a husband for her -- at her request.
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- Matchmaking Service


- It's amazing how many people on dating sites enjoy fine dining.
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- Who Is Maria Bamford?


- In one sentence, who is Maria Bamford?
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- First Girl-Boy Party


- Have a good time -- just don't get pregnant.
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- African Village Makeover


- It's time to give small African villages a makeover.
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- Half Empty


- Children in America are suffering from depression.
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- Helping Others


- Maria Bamford wants to do more with her life.
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- Office Enemy


- Sometimes it's hard to get along with people at the office.
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- Fired Temp


- It is very important to follow your supervisor's rules at work.
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- Dr. Junk Food


- Food-obsessed doctors always have a secret stash of junk food.
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- Dr. Sister


- Maria Bamford's sister is a very successful doctor.
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- Monster


- Maria Bamford pitches an idea for a sitcom.
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- Bad Order


- People shouldn't take so many liberties when ordering coffee.
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- Nemesis


- Going back to your hometown can be kind of annoying.
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