A star-studded panel of loud mouths hassle the Hoff at The Roast of David Hasselhoff. As the guest of dishonor for a party, the Hoff better get off the beach because he’s about to get burned.
Stan is identified as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard and Scientologists converge on his front lawn asking him to lead them. A prominent Hollywood actor also shows up looking for Stan’s approval.
Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease, Gingervitis. Sick and tired of being ridiculed because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids everywhere to rise up and assume their role as the master race.
Known to police as a tireless soldier for the war on drugs, Jon assists with the arrest of a pot smoker. Deciding that the only way to understand the true effects of narcotics is through experience, Jon tries them all at once.
As election day approaches, Dan and Claire struggle to express their feelings for each other while Dan’s election fortunes take a turn for the worse thanks to a surprise rival.
Jeff sends Bubba J to Dr. Drew's rehab facility, Achmed tries to recruit terrorists at a job fair, Walter apologizes to his wife, in advance, for all the bad things he's going to do, and Peanut seeks dating advice from a pro.
Misery loves company and Jeremy Hotz is ready to tell you why. Hot off his extremely successful tour of Western Canada, catch the return of What a Miserable Tour This Is.